Joke of the Week

The Message

Mother to four-year-old: 'How did you get that big bruise on your leg?'

'It's not a bruise, Mommy. It's a message.'
"How did it happen?"
'Well, I was jumping on the couch even though you told me not to, and I fell off and hit the table. That's when I finally got the message.'"

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