Joke of the Week

New Computer

"Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we called the customer support phone number we found in the manual.
I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him.
He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused us even more.
'Sir,' I said politely, 'Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?'
'Okay,' the computer support guy said, 'Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'"

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