Joke of the Day

"Judi walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter.
Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, 'I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke.'
The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers to Judi, 'Ma'am, this is the library.'
Judi nods.
Then she *whispers*, 'I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke....' "

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