Joke of the Day

"Preparing for a family vacation, my sister-in-law and her husband explained to their young children that they would be sitting in the car for a very long time. The kids were told they would not be arriving at their destination until after dark, and were warned not to keep saying, 'Are we there yet?' After a few minutes of peaceful driving, their five-year-old daughter perked up. 'Is it dark yet?' "