Joke of the Week

Oven Mitt

"At day care, a four-year-old watched as a teacher pulled something hot from the oven.

'What's that on your hand?' he asked.
'An oven mitt,' she said. 'It keeps me from getting burned. Doesn't your mother use them?'
'No, my mom's just really careful when she opens the pizza box.'"

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