Thursday, May 10, 2012

Joke of the Week

New Greeting

"I hadn't recorded a greeting yet on my new answering machine, so when my mother came to visit, I asked her to record one for me. 'This is Marcia's mother,' my machine announces. 'Marcia is an only child; she never writes, she never calls. So why not give me a buzz? I'd be happy to talk to you. My number is...'


Everyone started calling my mother. She loved the attention."

http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/newgreet.htm

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