Joke of the Week

Checking Out

"I was checking out at a busy supermarket and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and then the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22. Trying to soothe her nerves, I said, 'That's a nice round figure.' Still frazzled, she glared at me and said, 'You're no bean pole yourself!'"

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