Joke of the Week

Socks

"When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks. 'Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?' she asked. Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, 'I'll take them.' Relieved, I started to ring up the sale, until she interrupted me. 'Can I have another pack? This one's been opened.' "

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